two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
My thighs are bigger than my chances in life
if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u
if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?
”i chlorofeel you man”
say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”
”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”