make today a day worth living
orgasmic-humor:

I’m listening 

orgasmic-humor:

I’m listening 

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

playstation2chainz:

bobbyhoying:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

god i thought i could do it but i cant i cant watch this all the way through 

is he on a tire swing

trust-me-imma-doctor:

realslimcaity:

THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE

I dont even watch this show and this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen

sickestambition:

mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

This just like… changed my life. Holy shit.

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

poopflow:

I took these within 10 minutes of each other