sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

"Faggot"

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

flyawaymax:

doritoed:

if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?

 ”i chlorofeel you man”

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

broccloi:

are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly

ishimarukiyotakeout:

”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”

”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”

”but brah-”

”brahbye brahther”